This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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