Are we in a gay sports bar?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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