When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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