nut hugger
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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