saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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