Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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