You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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