We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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