I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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