This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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