i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I touched a dick in church today
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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