i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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