i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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