You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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