I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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