i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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