Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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