Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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