Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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