Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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