Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Even my vagina gasped.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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