Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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