Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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