we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We are all done wearing pants today
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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