is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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