So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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