Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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