How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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