she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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