we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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