You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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