i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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