THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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