But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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