her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
they're like a gay fantastic four
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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