So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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