you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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