Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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