After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
