You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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