Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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