I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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