omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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