I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
