sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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