What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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