The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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