tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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