If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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