Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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