doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At least make sure they are 18
Why
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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