I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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