Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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