are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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