Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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