no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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