last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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